Sleight of Ham!

I went to the Magic Castle tonight in Hollywood for a friend's birthday and as we were going to leave, I overheard the best exchange. There was this older magician guy, really sleazy looking, hitting on these two young girls sitting waiting for the valet to return with their car. It was obvious, to me, that he had no chance with them, but I don't think it was obvious to him. Well, that is until this happened.

He says to the girls, "Magicians are like wine. They get better with age."

The girl replies, "You must be really good then."

That was the best magic trick of the night.