No Plane, No Gain!

Well, it turns out that the collapse of the World Trade Centers and the terrorist attacks were actually just a huge coincidence and were not connected to one another in the slightest. In a stroke of dumb luck, investigators have found that it was the fireproofing, not the planes that slammed into the buildings, that caused it to collapse on September 11, 2001.

Also, guns don't kill people; people who don't wear bulletproof vests die because of their lack of bulletproofing. We all need to take a page out of 50 Cent's book and wear bulletproof vests everywhere. And, no, 50 Cent doesn't actually have a book. It's common knowledge that he is functionally retarded and can't read. Plus, if you took a page out of his book, he'd probably cry because he wasn't finished coloring it yet.

Interesting thought of the day:
Gay people bleed glitter.