I could do those terrible headlines forever, but, you've probably heard, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline filed for divorce today.
They cited irreconcilable differences, but, being election day, I know that it had to be purely political disagreements.
This is how I imagine they got to this point.
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
Hey, y'all, you sleeping?
What? Hmm? By the way, I'm
just one nigga. Don't call me y'all.
Y'all, I don't like the War.
I do. They got gats 'n shit. Like me.
I'm divorcing you so hard.
Fine, bitch. I'm blowing up the hip-
hop world anyway. I don't need your
Y'all are so divorced.