Thursday, February 08, 2007

Crazy Heaven Filling Up!

Do you remember where you were? I know I remember exactly where I was when 9/11 happened. I can recount in detail where I was with the Challenger disaster and now this. I mean, it must be on the same scale the way I heard it. A few of us at work were waiting for the elevator to go down to lunch when the doors opened and out rushed a Trinidadi fella I work with.

"Did you guys hear?"

Oh shit, what? He seemed panicked. It must be awful. Another terrorist attack, right? Dammit. I knew it. I'll never complain about taking my shoes off at the airport again.

"They found Anna Nicole Smith dead."

It was like my heart took a shit inside of my brain's mouth.

She contributed so much to society. Boobs. TrimSpa. She blew old dudes for money.

The worst part about all of this is that now I'm totally going to lose my office Oscar death tribute applause pool. I have Barbaro.


Phil said...

Dear Kurt,

You're so going to hell.

And so am I because I totally laughed at that.

Hugs and Kisses,

Anonymous said...

She was hot early in her career. But she went downhill fast between the drugs, alcohol, and old man jizz, pre-mature death was inevitable. I'm gonna miss those boobies.