Okay, so there's this. Apparently a picture was taken, as you can see, of John Travolta sharing a kiss with his "man-friend." Now, not that there's anything wrong with being a gay, but I must do this.
I've decided to have my own headline contest concerning Mr. Travolta's questionable sexuality using plays on his television and movie titles.
- Get Shorty! Indeed! (When you say "Indeed" you raise your eyebrows suggestively and maybe drink out of a straw)
- Battlefield Girth
- Suck Face/Off (okay, I just needed more of them)
- Gulp Friction
And, finally, the only reason I even made this post...
- The Boy in Elastic Butthole