Smoke on the Water!

I don't have much to say about this story, I just felt like I exceeded my clever quotient for the year by thinking of the title of this post.

A Carnival cruise ship caught on fire.

They said that it was probably started by a cigarette, but we all know that piracy is making its comeback on the high seas once again and, more than likely, it was actually started by a flaming cannonball that interrupted the Seniors Volleyball Game. Mint julips and Tom Collinses are highly flammable. Yes, Collinses.