Let Me See That Soooooong!

"American Idol" is in full swing and it led me to, once again, exercise my musical ability. This time, however, I haven't actually written any of these songs. These are all simply suggestions of song titles which I believe should be the first single released by whomever wins the show.

• You're Just Jealous of my Tearaway Pants
• I Didn't Want to Date You Anyway, Girl--You're Probably Terrible at Halo 2
• Second Cousins, First Love
• Rabies Ain't an STD (So D-O M-E)
• I Karate Chopped a Tree In Half, I'm Just Sayin'
• Riding through the Clouds on My Flying Bicycle Made of Meat
• That's Right, Pillowfight (Aryan Nation Theme Song)
• There's a Pudding in my Lunch Box! (Fuck your Fruit Roll Ups)
• The Eight-Pound Tumor (Ode to My Newborn Son)
• The Cryogenically Frozen Head on my Nightstand
• Shit-Sneeze
• Your Memory Loss, My Gain
• If Jesus Was Around, He Would Want to Fuck You