Guns Everywhere Rejoice!

Wednesday, Robert Blake, a guy who played a character named after a gun, was found not guilty of killing his wife with a gun by using the excuse that he couldn't have shot her, he was too busy going to get his gun. Michael Jackson is expected to use this sort of defense when he takes the Witness Stand.

"Your Honor, there is no way I could have touched that boy's wiener, I was too busy blowing Haley Joel Osment."

Robert Blake, however, was found guilty on one count of "having the worst alibi in history, but it doesn't matter because the world is better now that his wife is dead."