Insensitive Headline Fun Hour!
News from around the world just got a lot more cunty. These are the headlines I would write if I worked for news.
Cancer gives Roger Ebert two thumbs down.
Rush Limbaugh's gross old boner not against Penal Code
Who Gives a Fuck of the Week: Dr. Phil Likes Music
The Bad Korea "Shoot Giant Firework at Round Eyes"
Kenneth Lay, founder of Enron, eater of planets, destroyer of worlds, returns to his throne alongside Beelzebub in the Dark Deathscape of Hell while mouthfucking Hitler on the back of a shadow demon.
Canadians deemed fruity enough that even herbivores can kill them
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