Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Halloween Costume Ideas 2006!

You have a month to assemble the supplies; I have a month to repent for my sins.

Let's begin.

The stingray that killed Steve Irwin
What you need:

  • Sunglasses.
  • T-shirt that reads, "Heartbreaker," or "You're welcome, crocodiles," or "I Heart Steve Irwin." That last one will work best.
  • Stingray costume.

Mark Foley
What you need:
  • Boner.
  • Computer.
  • A pair of Underoos you must carry around sniffing.
  • Rinse.
  • Repeat.

Gas Prices
What you need:
  • No material items needed, just rape everybody you see.

That Guy
What you need:
  • This is my favorite costume. You get to wear your regular clothes and when somebody asks what you are, just tell them, "I'm that guy."

What you need:
  • Everybody else around you will decide what you should be even though you weren't really too bad off in the first place. Oh yeah, by the end of the night you'll be dead.


BreAnna said...

hilarious! i want more!! how about some costume ideas for the ladies in your life?

eob said...

Gas Prices is my favorite. Both poignant and sexy.

Anonymous said...

I don't think the steve irwin thing is very funny

Kurt said...

Me neither. I don't like this post. It's uninspired. Well, except for "I heart Steve Irwin." That's pretty awesome and I'm not biased.