Monday, October 23, 2006

Obama Say Obama Saw Ma Ma Ku Saw!

There's been a lot of speculation recently that Illinois Senator Barak Obama may run for President of the United States of America and half of Guam come 2008.

Now, I don't know much about him, but I do know the platform on which he is running: Having an awesome name.

It worked for Millard Fillmore and Rutherford B. Hayes, why can't it work for Barak Obama?

That's why, as a gift for other potential Presidential candidates, I'm going to present to you a list of names you can adopt for your own campaign.

  • Festoon Pitypants
  • Wham-Chong The Night Warrior
  • Kartak Vrrrrrrrrroooooooooom!
  • Slom Teardrop
  • Marmar 3PO
  • Trans Am-Dental Meditation
  • Prent Thlarbuck
  • Grelbok "Bok-bok" Baroom
  • Rnank (pronounced Dwight) El Sharfgom
  • Last Name First (Abbot & Costello warning)
  • Ichi Gichi Ya Ya Ya
  • Gnort Gnight
  • Dickleberry Dickbag Dickinson
  • Particularly Handsome The Daring Private Detective
  • Yarf
  • Y The Consonant
  • Y The Vowel
  • Sometimes Y The Ambiguous and Indifferent
  • Protumb Lapshoe
I can't wait for 2008 and not just because that rhymes, but you guys are also free to use that.

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