Obama Say Obama Saw Ma Ma Ku Saw!

There's been a lot of speculation recently that Illinois Senator Barak Obama may run for President of the United States of America and half of Guam come 2008.

Now, I don't know much about him, but I do know the platform on which he is running: Having an awesome name.

It worked for Millard Fillmore and Rutherford B. Hayes, why can't it work for Barak Obama?

That's why, as a gift for other potential Presidential candidates, I'm going to present to you a list of names you can adopt for your own campaign.

• Festoon Pitypants
• Wham-Chong The Night Warrior
• Kartak Vrrrrrrrrroooooooooom!
• Slom Teardrop
• Marmar 3PO
• Trans Am-Dental Meditation
• Prent Thlarbuck
• Grelbok "Bok-bok" Baroom
• Rnank (pronounced Dwight) El Sharfgom
• Last Name First (Abbot & Costello warning)
  
• Ichi Gichi Ya Ya Ya
• Gnort Gnight
• Dickleberry Dickbag Dickinson
• Particularly Handsome The Daring Private Detective
• Yarf
• Y The Consonant
• Y The Vowel
• Sometimes Y The Ambiguous and Indifferent
  
• Protumb Lapshoe

I can't wait for 2008 and not just because that rhymes, but you guys are also free to use that.