Thursday, September 08, 2005

Spring Break '98! Wooooo!

Since I'm going to be away from my computer in Vegas, I want you guys to do the work this weekend. When I come back, I want no less than 12 comments with topics for me to write about (or pose myself taking pictures with, or draw, whatever--I just want some homework assignments). There can be multiple posts from the same person (which I imagine it will be), but the ideas represented in each have to be different.

This works two-fold: 1) I come back with a bunch of things to write and 2) I get to use the word two-fold.

I'll try to do as many suggestions as I can. If I use yours, maybe I'll take a picture of me with my shirt off and your name written on my chest in cat blood.

If there aren't at least 12 comments by Monday at 11:59 p.m., I'll completely switch the direction of this blog and turn into an emo kid. That's right. Here's a sample of what you'll be seeing:

god--my dad is so lame--he is sitting on the cowch watching Giligans Iland--and he's laughing--how can he laff rite now?--its like he doesnt no how much it sucks 2b alive espeshially in this house--i have to eat dinner with my mom tomorrow nite--she probably wants 2 go 2 some stupid place like Olive Garden or something--god--i hope she has to work late and cancel so I can just sit in my room listening to my music in the dark--oh yeah--i cut myself again today--cutting is the only thing that makes me feel real--you know?--its so good when my own blood starts to trickel from my arm--thats the only way i know im alive--not like anybody reads this anyway--whatever

Current mood: Melancholy
Listening to: My brain consume itself from all the monotony


That's right, bitches.

Get to work.

Interesting thought of the day:
If practice makes perfect, what does malpractice make? Families sad when their dad dies!

12 comments:

this one girl.... said...

OH MY GOD!! I will post 100 comments if it means you don't turn into one of those bastard people!! as for topics to write about, you should address "shaved or unshaved" genital areas. "how should women shave them? all the way? patterns? should men shave? do you shave?" :)

this one girl.... said...

ok, so here is another idea... you ought to take a picture of you with a cross-dressing hooker from Las Vegas. Please make sure you are touching his/her "balls?" or whatever is there... also, wear one of those gay T-shirts that says "someone I know went to Las Vegas and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" and make sure we can see your high heeled leather boots :) You can send me the T-shirt and the boots after you use them for the picturs. Please send them to 666 asslicker dr. East Jesus, OH 12345.

Ry-Ry said...

Hey kurt it is i Ryan...your best friend in the whole wide world! All i want you to know is that you are not really posting on a blog...all of this is in your head...can't you see me i am standing right here. The box you think is a computer monitor is actually a 3 pronged outlet! And the keys you think you are pressing to type are really ready to pop pimples on you cell mates back! Oh how i wish you would stop living this fantasy of writting stuff and thinking people actually read it. Get well Kurt...I hope you will get out soon. Your kids are almost hitting puberty!

Love,
Ry

deleted said...

hey kurt. how's life? i hope your bunkmates arent treating you too badly. im sure when you come back you'll get a hero's welcome because you survived 'nam. yeah.

ok. take pictures of you gambling with a retard on your lap, rolling the dice for you while you're anally fucking him.

deleted said...

or how about you yourself cross dress and dance on a podium or something

eob said...

What are your thoughts on the exciting Fall television lineup? There are so many shows that we know damn well wont last a month. Why don't the little people that live in my TV know this, skip all the bullshit and just not broadcast them in the first place? Ghost Whisperer!? Inconceivable!? C'mon, TV, knock it off.

Anonymous said...

WTB more emo ramblings!

Buttics said...

8 postings in less than 24 hours! WE LOVE YOU KURT! I want you to go to a bad movie and then review it. Scan your ticket stub as proof. Might I suggest that terrible movie where that inner city FBI kid goes back to high school.

Buttics said...

Me again! How about one more post as the emo kid? Or the emo kid reviewing a movie?

deleted said...

Oh yeah. that'll be good. i think you were meant to be an emo kid.

this one girl.... said...

i have another idea... you can write a love poem to the many hookers you frequented while in vegas. in the poem, don't forget to mention bob, the asian homosexual transvestite in the red, high-heeled combat boots. he would just die if he thought you didn't care...

Anonymous said...

I heard moon burn has been a real problem as the depletion of the ozone gets worse. What are your feelings on this issue?