Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Nice Hairstyle, Nice!

I wonder if a Back to the Beach quote is too obscure of a way to title this article so that it has any relevance to the material I'm talking about.

Oh well.

Christian Slater, seen here where it was apparently really smoky outside, was attacked by a guy with a knife outside of the "hit play" in which he was performing. Luckily, though, Slater beat the attacker off with his autographed Hasoi skateboard that he got on the set of Gleaming the Cube. There is a lot of speculation about why the man tried to attack him.

Some believe it was because Pump Up the Volume was not meant to be turned into a stageplay and something had to be done to stop it.

Still others felt that Slater should be stabbed just on principle for making the movie Kuffs.

However, I think that the attacker, blind since birth, firmly believed he was stabbing Jack Nicholson only younger and less Witches of Eastwick-y.

Slater can be seen in the upcoming movie Alone in the Dark with Tara Reid. So you know that's going to be good. At least his career is on the rise. IMDB says that he has another movie, a Three Musketeers remake, in the works starring him, Wilford Brimley, and Corky from Life Goes On.

Sorry. I know the Photoshop job is bad, but I wasn't going to devote too much time to it.


deleted said...

oh hello. ay you really made no sense in the last three entries... why dont you talk about important things like.. how ponies cant jump over road railings which is why we should have a petition about that or something?

Anonymous said...

lmao @ the corky picture