Chop Suey!

Thought I'd give a quick progress report on the chops. They probably won't stay because I feel like a fucking dork sporting them, but that won't stop me from thinking that, in some way, they look so badass.

Here's the right side.

I realize it's kind of dark and you can see where I totally just cut myself shaving on my jawline, but shut up. I live in a cave and am sensitive to the light; in fact, evolution is starting to take over and I'm sprouting one of those lantern things that those fish that live at the bottom of the ocean have.

Now the left.Man, I wish I had gray hair. Muttonchops look so much cooler with gray hair.

And here's the front (kind of).
I accidentally gave the camera a little eyebrow and smirk action, but I can't help but to do that when I look at a camera. I like to make it think that I'm better than it and nothing says that better than one lifted eyebrow and a smirk like I just had sex with your younger sister and you have no idea.

So, should they stay or should they go? I, for one, don't care except for the fact that, like I mentioned, muttonchops simultaneously make me feel like a dork and the Fonz. Nothing else does that except for, coincidentally, when I write something on the internet that somebody says made them laugh.

Interesting thought of the day:
A human being can imbibe their own urine seven times before it can kill them. But German people can eat each other's shit forever.