Thursday, October 13, 2005

Beethoven Bitchslaps Tupac!

Tired of Tupac Shakur's reputation for releasing records posthumously, Ludwig van Beethoven has decided to strike back. Nearly 200 hundred years after his death, a new 80-page manuscript has been found and will be auctioned. Said Beethoven, "Nyaa narrr nerrr maaaa beeeorrr."

Coincidentally, that's exactly what Peter Mayhew, the actor who played Chewbacca will say when he finally becomes a United States Citizen.

Speaking of old school making a comeback, a bunch of Amish kids in Minnesota are keeping it real by coming down with some Polio. According to the Amish community's publicist, they're also planning on contracting the Plague and scurvy some time in the near future.

Upon hearing news of scurvy making a comeback, pirates around the world were quoted as saying, "Yarrr."

So was Beethoven.

Interesting thought of the day:
Muhammad Ali was not the first name Cassius Clay settled on when joining the nation of Islam. He first chose Punch-Punch the Ouch Machine.


David Amulet said...

Sadly, as Cassius quickly discovered, "Punch-Punch the Ouch Machine" was already taken by a shaykh in the Emirate of Sharjah--who protected his name with the ferocity of ten thousand fanged camels.

-- d.a.

Unknown said...


David Amulet said...

Please expand--the one-word comments aren't exactly enlightening, but I'm sure you have a point.


Unknown said...

okay its spelled sheikh not shaykh.

No problem,