Interesting thought of the day:Life is like a box of chocolates: on the surface, it kind of looks like shit, then you smell it and it's delicious. But then you bite into it and it's got a fucking disgusting raspberry filling.
what if you like rasberry filling?
You DON'T like raspberry filling. Nobody does.
Only one problem, Forest: I have bit into life before, and it's not raspberry. More of a bitter almond with a hint of elderberries. And a goat cheese finish.-- d.a.
Finally! A funny Family Circus.
Next Tuesday is the Family Circus with the Bil Keane angel touching Dolly in her sleep.And thanks for not going with the obvious phone sex punchline!
Hi this is one of Kurt’s "friends" speaking...well writing. I just wanted you all to know that Kurt learned every funny word from me. When I met him he hardly spoke English. You guys have no idea what Kurt was like before his blossoming into manhood...perhaps one day Kurt will let me be a guest writer on his blog to tell you the origins of the one we call KURT!
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