Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Tomato - Tomaballs!

CNN recently accidentally captioned a photo of Osama Bin Laden with the phrase, "Where's Obama?" Barack Obama, the likely presidential candidate, has recently accepted their apology for this slip-up, but not without noting that, "the 's' and 'b' keys aren't all that close to each other."

All of this commotion is coming from a guy whose middle name is actually Hussein. I think he has other things to worry about.

But, I do know where he's coming from; I've been a victim of an unfortunate typo as well. I mean, I've forgiven them for the mistake, but I think when typing up a high school diploma, that "the 'n' and 'r' keys aren't all that close to each other." Not too many people can state that they were called "cunt" by their principal via loudspeaker in front of their friends and family--I'm thinking it's just me and Paris Hilton.

I struggled with whether I should give away the joke in that last sentence or let you all figure it out. But, I came to the conclusion that you all are border-line retarded and that I should probably do the work for you.

You're welcome.

DAY 2!


Anonymous said...

I dont really have a comment on this post cuz I didnt bother to read it. But I do have a patent lawyer on stand-by ready to throw a patent on your "device" that your designing. I think we may have something there, I will share all profits with you 80-20, me 80 of course. It might be your animal talking device idea, but its my idea to throw a patent on it. So I am the financial genius in this relationship, business relationship that is you gay bastard. We'll seal the deal with a spoken "f" word or two, cuz I know you cant cuss outloud and a beer which I know you cant handle either. So face your fears and lets do it.

Miss Scarlet said...

That's awesome, though, to be called cunt in front of everyone. HA! Did you accept the name with the dignity it deserves?