Action Jackson!

Phil Jackson has decided that, after a year away from the Lakers, he wants to have sweet make-up sex with Kobe Bryant (so awesome that somebody just may get indicted again).

But the situation's a little strange. See, Phil Jackson left the Lakers on bad terms. His relationship with Kobe Bryant was so bad, that he wrote about it in his book (and about how he would never coach Kobe again).

Now things are awkward. It's kind of like when you break up with a girlfriend and tell everybody how much of a skank and whore she is (and how she has a birthmark on her vagina that makes it look like it's got a black eye); then, the next week, you're back together.

In this situation, Kobe has the Mike Tyson vagina and Phil Jackson is you.

Interesting thought of the day:
Pregnant women throw up during their first trimester because they're not used to the amount of semen they've been forced to ingest because their husband was freaked out by the thought of a baby grabbing his penis.