Thursday, June 23, 2005

This Is Why They Call It 'Men'struating!

Because men are supposed to do it.

A 15-year-old boy in some place in India (I think, I don't care enough to actually look up where Kolkata is--sounds like a poor and/or retarded man's Calcutta [double-parenthesis, this is a first--isn't Calcutta the poor man's Calcutta?] is menstruating. For those that don't know, menstruating is what it's called when a woman's vagina becomes filled with bees.

The article talks about how his behaviour (goddamn Queen's English) and traits are like a woman. This kid officially now has won the title of the gayest boy in the world! Congratulations! May your vagina-y penis shine with the light of Vishnu!

It also mentions how he didn't tell anybody he was menstruating for a while. So, your wiener is dripping blood? Make sure you keep it a secret from everybody. It's probably no big deal.

If my penis even sneezed, I would take it to the doctor right away. Or I would show it off at parties.

Interesting thought of the day:
If Princess Diana's nickname was Lady Live, she probably wouldn't be dead right now. It was a stockpile of bad karma that offed her.

2 comments:

EOB said...

You never closed the first set of parenthesis! It completely blew the first paragraph for me. Long time reader, first time poster. Best blog around!

Kurt said...

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