Monday, June 13, 2005

We Did It!

The AIDS odometer has finally flipped here in the U.S. 1 million AIDS victims! Hooray!

Granted, Africa is still miles ahead of us, but it's a step in the right direction if you ask me. I think if we really try, we can pass Africa by 2010. But I think that's only because by then Africa (renamed in 2008 to AIDSville) will have no more people.

In other news: Boners for everybody!

According to the article, Viagra helps decrease pulmonary hypertension in children. I have to disagree. Nothing makes a kid's heart beat faster than a raging erection that just won't go away. Trust me. It makes teachers very uncomfortable, too.

Interesting thought of the day:
I told you Michael Jackson wouldn't be found guilty. Finding him guilty of a crime is like giving a retard the death sentence. Too bad Neverland Ranch isn't in Texas.

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