Saturday, June 04, 2005

Hack And Splash!

Earlier this week, a girl diagnosed with "mermaid syndrome" had her legs separated from one another by doctors with the help of a singing lobster and a Sea Witch.

Doctors have overstepped their bounds now. Just because something doesn't look like what you're used to, that's no reason to make it conform.

How do you think unicorns became extinct? All of the medieval people who were busy fighting dragons, wizards, and their insatiable thirst for incest removed their horns because they thought that these horses had unicorn syndrome (not knowing what magic and wonders unicorns were capable of--like the ability to figure out if your son was gay)! The same thing happened to centaurs and Robocop.

Interesting thought of the day:
In an emergency, a Mexican person's blood can double as hot sauce.

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